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Writer's Block: Party Time [31 Jul 2009|01:11pm]
What was the last great party you attended?

To me, a great party isn't the amount of people, the kind of music, or anything like that. It's the people who are there (and, of course, the alcohol).

I'd rather hang out drinking and listening to music with Andrew, Jason, Josh, Gus, Ben, Carrie, and Dee than pretty much anyone else. It's not the music that people remember, or the amount of people. It's the stories, and the jokes, and the good times that happen. It's the quality of people, not the quantity.

That said, the last great party I've been too would be any party I've been to within the last year or so. So many memorable events.

"Kristi, where are my feet?"

Drier peeing.

Giving the walls lap dances.

"You have beautiful eyes"

Jack Night

Jack Night the Sequel

"Your heads in the way!"

5 Blue Motorcycles + Jets Pizza


"Josh! Let's moon those old people!"

(by the way, if you wanna hear any of those stories, just ask)

Here's to the good times past, the friends that become family, and the eternal blackmail that follows.
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Huh? [21 Jun 2009|12:09pm]
So apparently I'm being recommended for a manager's position at Jet's Pizza.

Wait, what?
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Day of Silence [17 Apr 2009|10:36am]

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[27 Dec 2008|06:28pm]
Just got back to B-town.

Leaving for Charleston in like 10 minutes.
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Bye-Bye Laws of Physics [20 Nov 2008|03:04pm]
How can it be so warm outside, yet so cold inside?
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Thank You for the Idea, Liz! [17 Nov 2008|12:41pm]
So Liz gave me a great idea. I'm gonna send out Christmas cards this year to my friends! I don't have most of your addresses, so if you want one, leave your address here in a comment (comments are screened) please.
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What? A Survey? SHOCKING! [14 Nov 2008|01:17pm]
Are you cheating on someone right now?

Has anyone told you lately that they would always be there for you?

Would you ever get a tattoo?
I want to, but I want to make sure it's not just me rebelling first

What's your mood?

Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
I can

What was the last thing you cried about?

Day been rough?

Is there someone you want to be with right now?
Not really

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Yes. I've usually been drunk though

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?

How old will you be in 16 months?

Last person to text you?

Do you like Valentine's Day?

Plans for your next birthday?
Probably Chasers

Have you ever sent a scandalous text?

Have you done anything embarrassing today?
Just found out my shirts been inside out for 2 FREAKING DAYS. Fuck you Andrew

Tell me about the shirt you' re wearing:
See above

Do you like Redbull?

Would you ever enhance or get any kind of plastic surgery?

Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky?
Neither. Creepy

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?

Do you remember who you liked in 7th grade?
Yes. Anything with boobies.

What are you up to this weekend?
Drinking. It's Andrew's birthday

How do you vent your anger?
I hold it all in and then eventually break down

When was the last time you were disappointed?
Yesterday when we got cancelled on a really cool call

Can you crack your knuckles?
Used to

Do you have a crush on somebody?

What time did you wake up this morning?

Have you ever left class to do anything naughty in the bathroom?
...Once. Don't tell Bob, Laura

Would you ever be a swinger?
No idea

How many different people of the opposite sex have you REALLY cried over?

What's your favorite pickup line?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Is what you're feeling right now more of lust or love?

Would your parents be mad if you were in a relationship?
Why would they?

Do you like being called baby?

What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Watched TV

Do you feel comfortable answering personal questions?
Depends on how personal

Do you think age matters in relationships?
Not really, but it can be weird

What will you do after this?
Surf the net
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Writer's Block: Short Days [10 Nov 2008|10:31am]
As the Northern hemisphere spins toward the shortest day of the year, it's getting dark earlier and earlier. What comforts do you fall back on when the days are short and the nights are long?

I like the night, so it really doesn't bother me. It makes my job a bitch, though. Most people in Brevard don't have their address number in a place that's visible at night so it makes it hard to deliver pizza to them.
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Heroes Premiere! [23 Sep 2008|12:35am]
So tonight was the Heroes Season 3 premiere. Here are my thoughts: SPOILERS obviously. Since it's been a while since I've watched and I'm tired, names might be messed up of minor characters.

Heroes-nessCollapse )

Night all!
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Dear Suitemates [18 Sep 2008|09:26am]
Please stop forgetting to unlock my bathroom door after you shower, especially if you're both gonna leave like today. Why are you locking it anyway? It's not like I'm dumb enough to hear the shower and go "Hurr i think i want 2 use da potty now".

Christ, I have a job interview in less than an hour, and my razor's in there too.

EDIT: Haha! I have a job again! I'm a delivery boy for Jet's! Don't know how it happened considering my appearance today. That means when you're in town for Homecoming, Laura, you need to order Jet's and request me to deliver and give me a big tip.
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[10 Sep 2008|05:24pm]
One of my best friends finds out tomorrow whether or not she has a brain tumor.

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Random Question [08 Sep 2008|01:10pm]
Is there a program that can zoom in on a picture without totally obscuring it? Prefferably one I can download for free, but if not, I can pay for it too.
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Dear People Above Me [08 Sep 2008|01:15am]
You realize it's 1:15 AM right? Whatever that banging noise is, it can't be done during the day?

Your Friend,
Tired and Severely Ticked

PS since I'm tired, and don't feel like waiting 400000 hours for a comment page to load to reply, thanks Noelle and Liz. It meant a lot to know someones were on my side and were willing to listen.
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OWIE! [30 Aug 2008|02:01pm]
[ mood | PAIIN! ]

Stubbing an ingrown toenail makes me go like this :(

And then this ;_;

And then like this >:(

And makes the next person who pisses me off go like this: "Ow I'm dead!"

Which then makes me go like this :)

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Random Musings [21 Aug 2008|03:17pm]
So school starts soon...Jason Martin is gone so hooray for that.

We now have 4 dogs, a guinea pig, a snake, and a sugar glider named Gizmo (no, I didn't suggest it Laura, I swear! total coinicdence. Gremlins is Jason's favorite movie and it's his pet).

I had a dream where Obama won the election and hid out in my car so I could give him advice. Weird.
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Dream Time! [13 Aug 2008|11:26am]
So I had a dream where me and my friend Roy had to kill Cheri Oteri because she was turning into a mermaid.

No, I don't know why her turning into a mermaid meant she had to die.
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RAGE! [30 Jul 2008|12:38pm]

I hate my hometown so very, very much.
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Survey! [30 Jun 2008|07:27pm]
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?

Name any object in the world, and chances are, it's there.

2. When was the last time you threw up?

Yesterday morning. Bologna doesn't agree with me.

3. What's your favorite curse word?

Every damn last one of those little fucking shits.

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? Wilson, Wesley, and Mary M

Jason, Kristi, and Carrie

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?

Knocked out

7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now?

Probably drinking/being drunk

8. Have you ever been to a strip club?


9. What is the last thing you said aloud?

Oh my god, I hit it and it opened! I'm like the Fonz!

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?

Mint Chocolate Chip/Cookies n' Cream. What? If you mix it in one bowl, it counts as one flavor. In my mind.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?


13. What was the last thing you ate?


14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

No, but I shamlessly stole a pair of socks from Evan

15. When was the last time you ran?

Last time me and Matt went to the gym

16. What's the last sporting event you watched?

Does Mario Kart Wii count?

18. Who is the last person you emailed?


19. Ever go camping? Not by choice.

Not in forever. I want to though.

20. Do you have a tan?

I have strong Irish blood. Take a guess

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?

In restaurants

25. What did your last IM say?

A text saying "Beware the DDPP" (Drug Dealing Pedophile Pimp)

26. Are you someone's best friend?

If it's anyone, it's probably Jennie

27. What are you doing tomorrow?

Picking up my paycheck, buying some shoes for work, and going grocery shopping with Carrie

28. Where is your mom right now?

No comment

29. Look to your left, what do you see?

A bunch of stuff for what looks like arts and crafts for vacation bible school

30. What color is your watch?


31. What do you think of when you think of Australia ?


32. Would you consider plastic surgery?

I haven't really thought about it

33. What is your birthstone?


34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru

35.How many kids do you want? 0

36. Do you have a dog?

We have two at the house, but neither of them are technically mine

37. Last person you talked to on the phone?


38. Have you met anyone famous?

I did once. Apparently my mom once dated him and we met him when he came to town, but I have no idea what his name was. I do know he was black, though.

39. Any plans today? Resting and videogames

40. How many states have you lived in?

3 I guess.

41. Ever go to college?

Oui oui senor

42. Where are you right now?

A classroom at the school

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?

Tony. Is there such a thing as justifiable homocide, or was that just a Clavin and Hobbes I read?

44. Last song listened to?

It's Midnight Cinderella - Garth Brooks

46. Are you allergic to anything?


47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My birks

48. Are you jealous of anyone?

One person who shall remain nameless

50. Is anyone jealous of you?

No clue. Who tells someone that they're jealous of you?

51. What time is it?

7:39 PM

52. Do any of your friends have children?

Yeah, my friend Heather just had a baby boy

53. Do you eat healthy?

I try to, but it's really hard on a budget as tight as we're on

54. What do you usually do during the day?


55. Do you hate anyone right now?

Tony. DIE!

56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Nope. I say "So, (name). How're things?"

58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?


59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?


60. How did you get one of your scars?

Brother hit me in the head with a baseball bat. Yes, on purpose.
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[23 Jun 2008|10:44am]
If there's one thing I love about myself, it's that I cannot get hangovers. Like, I phyusically can't, no matter how much I drink.

On the other hand, I am a HORRIBLE drunk dialer. My phone should be taken away from me when I drink.
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[12 Jun 2008|12:55pm]
I have my own Dwight at work!

For those not in the know (how dare you?!)

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